Meet Biscuit the Cat
Cat, St Mary's Church
About Biscuit
Essentials
Name: Biscuit.
Age: 6.
Height: 9 Inches.
Appearence/Body Type: Slightly overweight.
Health: Excellent.
Education
On the job.
Profession
Church cat.
Environment
Born (probably) in Upton St. Mary.
Purpose
To keep the church, village, and local people in service to the feline inhabitants.
Hopes
To sleep most of the time in the most comfortable, sunniest positions in the village.
Fear
None. Biscuit is fearless.
Flaws
Disloyalty.
Idiosyncrasies
Loves cupcakes. Will suddenly tear around the church for apparently no reason whatsoever especially during the hours of 9 PM to 10 PM.
Likes
Sleeping, eating, investigating village happenings. Teasing humans.
Dislikes
Loud noise, commotion, change, visits to the vet.
Reputation
Seen as aloof. Something of a diva who everyone wants to be friends with. Mercurial.
Background
Biscuit was found as an hours-old kitten on Mrs. Oliver's porch in a village a few miles from Upton St. Mary. A big storm was raging and Biscuit's mother had taken her newborn litter there for safety. Mrs. Oliver was a cat-lover and took care of the litter until they were old enough to be adopted by the local people. Around the same time, the current vicar of St. Mary was being harangued by a parishioner who claimed she'd seen a mouse in the storage cupboard where the kneeling mats were stored. Inquiries were made and Biscuit found her way to St Mary's ostensibly as a mouser. She has never caught so much as a caterpillar. Annabelle inherited Biscuit on her arrival in the parish.
“These are wonderful stories.”
