Meet Biscuit the Cat

Cat, St Mary's Church

About Biscuit

Essentials

Name: Biscuit.
Age: 6.
Height: 9 Inches.
Appearence/Body Type: Slightly overweight.
Health: Excellent.

Education

On the job.

Profession

Church cat.

Environment

Born (probably) in Upton St. Mary.

Purpose

To keep the church, village, and local people in service to the feline inhabitants.

Hopes

To sleep most of the time in the most comfortable, sunniest positions in the village.

Fear

None. Biscuit is fearless.

Flaws

Disloyalty.

Idiosyncrasies

Loves cupcakes. Will suddenly tear around the church for apparently no reason whatsoever especially during the hours of 9 PM to 10 PM.

Likes

Sleeping, eating, investigating village happenings. Teasing humans.

Dislikes

Loud noise, commotion, change, visits to the vet.

Reputation

Seen as aloof. Something of a diva who everyone wants to be friends with. Mercurial.

Background

Biscuit was found as an hours-old kitten on Mrs. Oliver's porch in a village a few miles from Upton St. Mary. A big storm was raging and Biscuit's mother had taken her newborn litter there for safety. Mrs. Oliver was a cat-lover and took care of the litter until they were old enough to be adopted by the local people. Around the same time, the current vicar of St. Mary was being harangued by a parishioner who claimed she'd seen a mouse in the storage cupboard where the kneeling mats were stored. Inquiries were made and Biscuit found her way to St Mary's ostensibly as a mouser. She has never caught so much as a caterpillar. Ananbelle inherited Biscuit on her arrival in the parish.

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