Meet Constable Barnwell

 

About Constable Barnwell

Essentials

Name: Barry “Bazza” Barnwell.
Age: 35.
Height: 5 feet 10 inches.

Profession

Constable, Gorey Constabulary.

Purpose

To do as little work, and as much drinking, as possible.

Hopes

To not get found out.

Fears

He might, one day, be exposed as an unconfident loser.

Flaws

A work-shy attitude and a tendency to see everything
as a joke.

Idiosyncrasies

Loves dogs.

Likes

A drink down the pub, a game of cards and a nap.

Dislikes

Hard work, paperwork, any kind of work.

Reputation

A joker, a drunk, sometimes a ne'er-do-well.

Background

“Bazza” is an import to jersey from the East End of London. No-one is quite sure how he ended up on the island. Some people say that he was headed to Calais to stock up on cheap booze but got on the wrong ferry. Once he learned of the relaxed way of life on the island and that he didn't have to go any further for cheap alcohol, he claimed Jersey was akin to Paradise and never left.

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